INTRO PART TWO

Okay welcome people……. I really don’t know what to address you pple as…..

Maybe by my tenth blog post I woulda come up with a name for u guys….(my friend said no to MONSTERS).

So after my first post, I got lots of reviews(all positive) and calls congratulating me………..true true, my head swell wella……thank you pipple

Buh I didn’t just go to space…..........the energy propelled me to mars

The fire in me was too much-----........its not even upto two days and i am publishing my part two….......and well.....here it is…(apologies if its not upto par yet)

Some few days ago, I sent my first post link to one of my fyn lawyer cousin (yea she is single ooh)....…..and she started drawing parallels between me and that Ben Bruce guy…………she was so on point!!!.....

Although lemme make it clear that am not campaigning for presidency like him ooh….....but that guy is one of ma staunch role models regardless of all his rubbish propaganda…….(till today I neva still receive my e-copy of his “common Sense Revolution” book)

SO this is my intro continuation……………as you already know my blog name is "rubbish about rubbish"…….

I got a lot of questions and mail from my new and potential readers and I just want to air and answer some here publicly…

So here it goes

NTA reporter: So why the name?

Me: The name just sounded like the right fit to my brand of madness.

Many pple don’t take us small guys seriously when we cap serious tins so I just wanted to talk mostly about the rubbish that comes to mind and hope one of u munchkins take something away from my rubbish.

NTA reporter: Whats ur motivation for writing?

Me: I write mostly because am bored……………man am so bored most of the damn time……even my favorite TV shows don tire me……...so my inner devil just said….

Inner Monolouge

 

Inner devil: ”Mazii why don’t u pick up a new hobby” ( yea my inner devil refers to me as mazii)

Me: like what?

Inner devil: you could blog!!

Me: Nah….that shit is stressful

Inner devil: **thinking pose**-----------ahh I got it!!!! Imagine a blog where u just write rubbish and pple read ya rubbish and feel ya for ya rubbish……it makes rubbish sense!!!!

Me: what kinda rubbish are u talking about!!

  
--{{-----------And that’s how I ended up here………..and I discovered my innate skill for writing nonsense that makes sense…------------------}}--

----------------lol..... Ben I no mean to copy u ooh….-----------

NTA reporter:  Whats ur blog about? (aLmost everybody ask me this question ooh)

Me: My blog is not news….it is not design…….it is not newsletter…….

It is just a blog where I write about my shit….past encounters, new encounters……rubbish that I think about………yuno all the runarounds......

You could say this is my personal braindumpster for things that I feel strongly about. ( yea I’ll even write about my ex- girlfriends sometime)....

Lemme say it now before pple say I copy post……….i may see something or read something online that makes rubbish sense and copy it so that u may read………infact my next blog post will be copy and paste action.

Okay lets leave my Q&A for a bit and focus on the rubbish of the day..

My rubbish today is about that BAyelsa girl (ESE ORURU) that was kidnapped, forcibly converted and married...……

she no fYn but thE ARTISTE try!!

Buh we not here to talk about whether she fyn or not………as her case is coming to a close I just want to commend everybody that had a hand in resolving this issue…mostly us the internet guys and phone pressers especially the lawyers(both fake and real ones) that shared her story and made it so publicized that It could not be swept under the rug……....

in my best Kim Jong Un rendition--------Oya clap for urselves…..

Lets not also forget the POPO(police eeeh) for the role they played in bringing her home to her parents and apprehending her kidnappers….although I hate and despise u guys and think you are the worst organization in the history of this country….i cannot say that u pipple no sabi do una job well….

We should try not to be ignorant neighbours and people .....….cos ESE’s case is just an example of what is happening everyday in our society…….so as they always say---

"shine you eye and say no to child molestation and abuse"

For those of u that didn’t know(the ignorant ones )….on Tuesday was the international women's day……

So in my best Ben Bruce voice rendition

Let us stand up for gender equality……..(**more women professors are needed ooh)

And fight for the rights of the girl child……….

I am MaziH the Sage………talking nonsense to make sense

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MaziH

Signing out

PS: if you are using windows, don’t update to windows 10 ooh…….that shitty OS f**ked up my life (yea my system is my life)…...so am advising you to be on the safe side before your own life gets f**ked up too…..

PS: for you desperate guys, this is my cousin's number 0818499545*