INTRO PART ONE

Yea hooray……

Am starting my blog and this is my first blog post….

You all know the name already, it’ll be called “Rubbish about Rubbish”

So its all introductions at this stage but before we go to that, I just wanna state some issues I faced while building the courage to start up..

The day I decided to start this blog, I was so enthusiastic and filled with optimism……..damn!!!

It was a surreal feeling, I was brainstorming up and down, thinking about ideas and shit am gonna write…..Thinking about the structure and innuendo’s am gonna use…….

It all fit well in my perfect daydream!!!! Ooh I miss that feel

But fast forward 1 – 2 weeks later, ave not even written one article…… (though I have one in reserve and a no of topics)

I was always busy…or not in the mood or right state of mind to write stuff……it was so damn discouraging….

When I want to write, either I don’t have light or am in a office surrounded with noise and lots of distractions……..at one point, I was even convinced that the devil was against me kicking this tin off…

But it reached a point where I decided to fuck it all ( yea right…middle finger to life)

YEa!!! fuck u life

and just write in any damn place or situation I find myself in)….ave started jotting on my phone on the way to work (it really irritates my father cos he likes holding conversations while driving and I always ignore him…..PS: don’t try that shit…..ur popsi may just decide to give u transport oooh…),

I write in the office even when these IT students are making rubbish noise…..i just decided to write regardless of situation…..

So I just want to tell my avid future readers…..dont wait for the perfect time to start something…..just say fuck it and start doing it (don’t use the curse words thou…that’s unique to me)..

Okay before I divert too much, lemme come back to ma introductions….

My name is (just check my google page)…….my nickname is really what I want to use and my nick names are many…am popurlarly called Mazii (snapshot down here)

finest pose i got

because thou am young, I live like a sage and spit words of wisdom a lot…..….am also too set in my ways like old pple according to my friends(they always say I stingy pass old woman).

Well this is just part one of my introduction, in my next blog post, I’ll continue my intro and talk about all the shits and rubbish I want to write about and discuss in my blog…..

You may notice that I got a lot of typos…well sorry peeps, its just that I cant afford a beta right now and all the free fanfiction betas I know on www.fanfiction.net no dey understand naija slang…

Well for the oyibos( I mean foreigners and aje-butters) that are reading/ or will read/follow my blog, i just want to tell u that am implementing a unique writing style that is a combination/blend of both English, pidgin language, pictures and the shorthand texting form that we all use but always deny in our job interviews(quoting a friend the fruit salad conundrum”…..lol inside joke……)

Peace to y’all my future **monsters ( nah..thats lady Gaga’s line).

 Y’all will be my future readers…. So please review when I write about any topic that interest u wella….

Just so yuno; reviews and comments are the life blood of writers so make una no make me turn into a desiccated vampire before I even suck small blood……(  to those who got my reference)……….

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MaziH

Signing out.